Technical Help Required

Problem Faced:

Last year I upgraded from girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that thenew program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of spaceand valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in theproduct brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all otherprograms and launches during system initialization, where it monitors allother system activity.

Applications such as Smoking10.3, Boozing2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0crash the system whenever selected. I cannot keep wife1.0 in backgroundwhile attempting to run some of my other favorite applications like NightClub 4.3, Dance Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77. I am thinking aboutgoing back to Girl Friend 7.0, but the un-install does not work on thisprogram. Can you help me, please !!!!!

Reply from Technical Support:

This is a very common problem that male users complain about, but it ismostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend7.0 to Wife1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY &ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and isdesigned by its creator to run everything.

It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge Wife 1.0 from the systemonce installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 isnot designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in yourmanual under "Warning-Alimony Child Support" which was given to you at thetime of registration with Wife 1.0. Having wife 1.0 installed myself, Ifeel the best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGISE.In fact I would suggest that you use this command every time Wife 1.0crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very highmaintenance.

Consider buying additional s/w to improve the performance of Wife 1.0.I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or even Movies 4.5 which willimprove the performance of Wife 1.0. Do not, under any circumstances,install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3.

This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to causeirreversible damage to the OPERATING SYSTEM.

Best of luck, Tech support