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Friday, September 10, 2004


College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Committee : Group who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Optimist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidently falls into a river.

Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Dictionary : The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Rumour : News that travels at the speed of sound.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught.

Worry : Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

I.T. Engineer : One that is paid for sending and receiving such E-mails!


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