Papa Kehte Hai - QSQT

Alright enough about exams and stuff. Here is a Classic Remix of the song, Papa Kehte Hai from the evergreen Bollywood flick Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak. The Original song was picturized on Aamir Khan and sung by the melodious, playful, youthful voice of Udit Narayan starts the song. However with a little twist to the song in the Information Technology age, it goes as:

PM ( Project Manager ) kehte hain bada kam karega,
TM ( team member ) hamara bada code likhega,
Magar yeh to koi na jaane ,
Ke iska template hain
kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn

PM kehte hain bada kam karega,
TM hamara bada code likhega,
Magar yeh to koi na jaane ,
Ke iska template hain
Kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
(Chorus)PM kehte hain bada kam karega, aaaaa aaaaaa

[Jazzy music in the manner of TDD being typed]
Baithe hain milke,
Sab reviewer apne,
Sabke dilon mein armaan yeh hain [eh he eh]
Woh Review mein kal kya bharega,
Har ek defect ka Owner kaun hain.....
Koi reviewer ka kaam karega,
Defect resolution main koi apna naam bharega,
Magar yeh to koi na jaane,
Ke is defect ka owner hain
Kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
(Chorus)PM kehte hain bada kam karega, aaaaa aaaaaa

[jazzy music in the manner of Review defects being closed]
Mera to sapna, Hain Onsite Jana
Jau jo wahan, Jhume Bahar
Tension badhati,
UAT ka mausam,
Client ki masti,
AC ka haal....

Bandha onsite main 0 defect try karega....
Good show mail mein apna naam payega
Mujhe bus itna kaho yaaron...
Ki mujhe onsite jana hain
Kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn

PM kehte hain bada kam karega,
TM hamara bada code likhega,
Magar yeh to koi na jaane ,
Ke iska template hain
Kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
(Chorus)PM kehte hain bada kam karega, aaaaa aaaaaa
[Apause and sounds of developers destroying cubicles......]